Well, if the title isn't descriptive enough, this is close to what it's going to be all about - http://home.g-net.net/~andy/astbloop.htm
Or, rather in our context, we can go about adding them memorable (mis)quotes, slips of tongues and such.
I'd start but I'd prefer somebody else starting the honours. I can assure you some of these will tickle your funny bone and be much worthy of a bookmarking.